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Post by Zelos Wilder on Jun 23, 2009 12:51:46 GMT -5
"I'm Going to Die. I can Feel it."
``Zelos Wilder}}
The sky was overcast, and the sun could barely be seen through the thick layer of gray. It looked like fluffy cotton that'd been spraypainted on the front, and flipped over and glued together. And that's what the sky over the Tethe'alla continent of Altamira looked like. A cool wind ripped across the dry plains, showing the signs of the approaching Winter.
In Meltokio, the beautiful vegiation that covered the entire City was beginning to turn colors, making the entire place look like a golden paradise. As the wind blew, all of the dry, crunchy leaves tumbled across the stone pathways and were crushed by the shoes of passersby. They were beginning to wear heavier clothing as the temperatures dropped, and moved more quickly to their destinations on days like this.
Of course, this did not apply to one Meltokio wanderer. He was still clad in his usual pink vest, and his arm mits, and his thin, baggy white pants. He strolled through the upper ring, his hands clasped behind his head, his steps were casual and frankly... bored.
Bored... bored... bored...
The words echoed in his head as if someone was whispering them in his ear for that stupid comedic emphasis. He'd already tried to knock the words out of his head, but it'd pretty much failed. He wasn't needed anywhere. No one needed him. And it bothered him. A lot. He loved to be needed. That was his purpose. People used him for all sorts of crap. He was the Chosen, for crying out loud! And no one needed him. Not even Lloyd. And that bothered him.
And because of this boredom, he was forced to revert to an incredibly leisurely walk throughout the golden streets of Meltokio, roaming around pretty much everywhere. He'd started with the upper ring, but his hunnies were being way too clingy, and he had to flee into the middle class areas, where they went "Eww! Commoners!" and fled back into their fancy mansions. That, of course, were not nearly as fancy as his. Because his was second only to the King. He would "hmph" at them.
He'd even strolled through the Meltokio Slums, gulping awkwardly every time someone shot a glance at him. He pretty much made his rounds and then bolted out of there. But now, he was simply walking, very slowly, through the main square of the City, winking at every cute girl who walked by, looking for something to occupy his time.
DAMMIT, why aren't I needed?!
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Post by Fujibayashi Sheena on Jun 23, 2009 13:25:30 GMT -5
You gonn' get RAPED. [/right] [/i] easy. It was getting colder, too. Having added no more to her usual outfit than a warm scarf, Sheena was regretting not taking a heavy travelling cloak to block the brunt of the wind; goosebumps and chattering teeth had plagued her all the way across the plains. Sometimes she swore monsters found her just by listening for her teeth clacking away in her head like castanets. Now that she was in the city, however, the chills were starting to die off a bit since the buildings were pretty handy wind diverters. Pausing a moment or two to catch her breath, Sheena checked the light gauze she had wrapped around a graze sustained from one of the sporadic encounters on the way to her destination, making sure no infection or poisoning was taking hold. "Unusual for the time of year." She thought out loud, wincing while tying the gauze a little tighter. "Usually they're too busy foraging to attack travellers..."And yet they had attacked, leading to several occasions where juggling the bag of paper and dodging like a madwoman had tested her fitness more than enough for a week of the usual exercise. Perhaps it would be prudent to arrange a monster hunting group to thin out the population a bit next time she came to drop off this stuff... Emerging from the enclosed streets leading from the gates to the open air of the square itself, Sheena abuptly froze in her tracks at the glimpse of bright red picked out from the stone from the corner of her eye. Only one person she knew of had that....that OBNOXIOUS shade of crimson hair. Not to mention the aura of 'why hello there, I'm a pervert' hanging around him like a funeral shroud. Edging sideways into the shadows of a small cafe, Sheena could swear she saw a little image pop up in her head... No, seriously. "Ooooookay. Slight detour..." Ducking her head slightly lower and using her pack to hide her profile as she snuck sideways out of sight, Sheena ferverently hoped to the ninja gods of stealth and...uhm...ninja...ness... that she hadn't been noticed. Considering that the vast majority of her uniform was dark coloured except for the pink bow and whatnot, chances were pretty good a certain Idiot Chosen (See: Zelos) was still oblivious. She wanted to keep it that way.
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Post by Zelos Wilder on Jun 23, 2009 13:53:25 GMT -5
"... and now I know why."
[/right] At this point in his boredom, Zelos could easily have guessed that his eyes were completely glazed over in a simple blurr of blue. Kind of like Colette's eyes when she'd been in that weird state he'd met her in. But it was a little different with him; for you see, Zelos still had his heart and soul and all that... not so much his brain, but definetly his heart. Which is what caused the reaction that was to come in about a minute and a half. The first sign was a quick zag of light and dark purple--the bold, stylish kind that no-one wore around these parts except for the really rich girls, but they'd only wear those colors to some sort of event. He recognized those colors, too--ah, but it probably wasn't possible. He wasn't needed anywhere, afterall. But then he saw a flash again. It was pink, this time. Bright pink. And it was a large blob of pink--on the back of someone who was running. Two tails flowed from off of it, barely able to catch up with the intense speed that they were tied to. Was it possible? Was he about to be freed from his boredom, and blessed on top of it? SHEENA!Finally, the Chosen spotted the dark violet hair that was practically a signature when combined with the other two, and he made the connection in his brain. His eyes snapped to their normal gorgeous blue, and he perked up, unclasping his hands and going to run over to where he saw the blurr. It was a good thing that he was the fastest one out of Lloyd's Save - The - Worlds - And - Colette group thing. Managing to catch up, he went to slide right in front of her to stop her, but was unable to completely stop, where he tripped over his own feet, crashing onto the ground barely five inches from in front of Sheena, and in the back of his mind realized that she was going to trip over him now--which was probably even better than stopping right in front of her and scaring her in one of his signature "appearances from nowhere" and all that. He smiled devilishly. ooc
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Post by Fujibayashi Sheena on Jun 23, 2009 14:19:52 GMT -5
Oh no you Didn't! D8 [/right] [/color] The beginning of her signature 'Banshee Shriek of Doom and Impending Bodily Harm' was cut off abruptly into a pathetic squeak in her throat after something just happened to catch her boots midstride, causing her to pitch forward with a shocked expression on her face. Or whatever you'd call that expression. It had to be illegal to move that fast. Where were the guards to give this idiot a speeding ticket?! But then... THUD.Well, whatever she landed on was softer than the street. What in Martel's name...? Lifting her head slowly as if terrified by what she might discover herself sprawled out on, Sheena Fujibayashi, the Chief of Mizuho, Summoner extraordinaire, froze like a deer in headlights. That face, and that HAIR... oh, hell no. She had to have knocked herself out on the pavement, and now she was locked in the clutches of some truly devious nightmare. Zelos? Grinning up at her with that same arrogant look on his face... If her cards weren't currently squashed between her chest and his ribcage, she would've had them out and jabbed against his jugular by now. d**n her natural bust size. d**n it to hell! "Zelos?! What the hell do you think you're doing?!" She demanded, quite forgetting she was at the moment in a somewhat awkward position.[/size][/ul] |
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Post by Zelos Wilder on Jun 23, 2009 14:54:25 GMT -5
"VICTORY!"
[/color][/right] It seemed like hours that Zelos was laying on the ground, the sharp bricks rubbing painfully against his skin. But he didn't really care, because he was waiting for the nice, soft body of Fujibayashi Sheena to plop right on top of his. And he heard the familliar beginning of her "Banshee Shriek of Doom and Impending Bodily Harm" before there was a sharp jab in his side, and she was broken off. He then felt a nice squishy body on top of his, and he couldn't help but smile wider. Then he noticed the squishiest part--his favorite part. In his mind, he practically screamed his signature line, NICE BODY!"Zelos?! What the hell do you think you're doing?!"Looking around innocently, Zelos winked at her and replied cleverly, "Fishing~"[/color] Yes. Fishing. If you fall right in front of someone when they're running or walking at a good pace, there's a good chanse that they're going to fall right on top of you--preferrably a woman, obvoiusly--where you would appologize like a gentleman, help them up, where they'd be charmed by your devilishly good looks--and would blush adorably when you asked them out in return for "accidentally" tripping you. And that, studio audience, is how you get a girl. Although, Zelos was pretty much skipping the rest of that plan for now. He was just planning on laying there~ with Sheena on top of him~ and her chest squishing him~ all day~ His excuse for not getting up was claiming that she was too heavy, and was squishing him in a way that he couldn't move. Not like he cared. He didn't care that people were staring, too--the whole of Meltokio had seen the two of them together plenty of times over the years. So it didn't really matter. Well, until his hunnies came and glomped him until he suffocated. Not that there was anything wrong with his hunnies... Sheena was just more... shapely~ ooc
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comments: In the Japanese Version of the game, Zelos's almost "catch phrase" toward sheena is "NAISU BODII~" which is "nice body" in Katakana XD [/blockquote][/blockquote][/size][/color] |
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Post by Fujibayashi Sheena on Jun 23, 2009 15:28:47 GMT -5
"Victory"? Not just yet~! It was almost possible to see the gears turning in the kunoichi's head, along with little plumes of righteous fury flames getting stoked in her eyes. So he saw her as a big-busted fish, huh? WELL THEN. That was just another lovely fact that reminded her exactly why it was she didn't take the redheaded swordsman seriously anymore, not to mention why she never visited Meltokio if she had a chance. And the delivery from Mizuho always had to be delivered by a male, or Sheena usually didn't ever see the courier again. The expected result was someone -- Gee, I wonder who that could be -- had wooed the delivery girl so completely that she decided to move away from Mizuho for good just to be part of someone's screechy fangirl club. Good riddance.
Gritting her teeth against the rising urge to plant a very nasty Mirage Seal Arte on the man's forehead with a fist, she struggled to get off of him and to her feet without spilling letters and treaties all over the road in the process.
"Well...I can't say it's been lovely getting my personal space violated by you again." She snapped, arranging the opening of her tunic to be a little higher from it's usual plunging neckline. "Luckily for me, I have urgent business to attend to. And don't you dare follow me." d**n right he'd better not. Getting these papers delivered, getting fed an appaling amount of food, and sleeping it off was what she considered to be a good way to spend the rest of the day. Those papers... they were the bane of her existance. First spending a week and a bit signing what felt like a whole forest in her office, then getting slapped with the job of delivery. Oy vey.
At least she was getting a little excitement. Nothing interesting happened anymore since the adventure with Lloyd and Collette ended.
Her tawny eyes took in Zelos with a clearly irritated air, as if wondering if she really did endure his company for the crusade that felt like years and years ago. Perhaps the first thing she would do upon reaching the Meltokio Court would be to request a restraining order. Or better yet, temporary ownership of a guard dog with a nasty disposition for whenever she deigned to come a-visiting. Chances of getting the request granted were slim, but hey... she could always hope, right?
With that last haughty glare, she muttered something rudely under her breath and resumed walking in the chilly autumn afternoon. considering Sheena had to go through the upperclass part of town to get to the delivery point, she had a feeling Zelos wouldn't dare follow her anyways without getting attacked by his unholy hordes of hunnies on the way. And if he was down at the main square, she hazarded a guess that today was one of those rare days he didn't want to have his fangirls around.
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Post by Zelos Wilder on Jun 23, 2009 16:52:39 GMT -5
"Oh Contrare~ Loopholes, my Melon, Loopholes~"
[/font][/size][/right] Noticing Sheena's strange reaction, he chuckled to himself and nodded smugly. She then got off of him, re-adjusting her shirt before she then shot some hot sarcasm at him. Laughing quite amusedly at her usual highly embarassed reactions, he got back onto his feet and brushed off his white pants, internally scowling at the dirt that had begun to cling to them. He then noticed that Sheena had begun to walking away, saying something about him not "following" her. Ah--this was one of Zelos's favorite things. Loopholes. There was no way in hell that Zelos was going to just leave her alone--she was like a big-breasted, purple-ninja clad, sexy summoning angel come down to cure his incredibly serious case of boredom. He was even willing to call her "Dr. Banshee". Or something along the lines of that. Anyway, back to his loophole. Zelos loved that game, and always managed to get around things like "don't follow" who and "go away" and all that. He figured that she was heading for the high-class area of the City, and thus he would be forced to tag along, if he was to go home--but then he realized that Sheena was probably there on boring chief business crap, and would be going to see the King or someone else in the castle. And thus, he quickly assigned himself some clever reason to accompany her to the castle--he had to visit the Princess or something so she didn't get lonely, or he had to go motivate the maids to do their job better. He then began to trail after the Mizuho Chief- in- Training, one hand on his hip, resting on the hilt of his sword, and the other open--just in case he planned on wrapping it around her shoulders or something like that. Then she'd blush. He loved it when she blushed. It was so uncharacteristic for her. ooc
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Post by Fujibayashi Sheena on Jun 23, 2009 17:34:34 GMT -5
Who're you calling a Melon?! Firecrotch! [/i], mind you.), and the old teasing routine brought back a lot of memories, but she was already late and the King didn't appreciate being made to wait for any reason. His Majesty didn't give out punishments for trivial little things like that, but he had that way of giving you the look. Like a "I'm not mad at you, just DISAPPOINTED" sort of look one could some to expect from a parent. Rolling her eyes skyward, Sheena ferverently hoped such a potent stare wouldn't be levelled at her today; for all the respect she had for the King, being subject to that "look" of his made her feel like a kid again. No self-respecting ninja liked being looked down at. The subtle tap-tapping of footsteps trailing along behind her made Chief Fujibayashi seriously consider simply knocking Zelos out and leaving him on the street. Honestly... did he get off on annoying her or something? Since she had a fair concience for her profession, leaving him on the street wasn't a plausible method of getting rid of him-- he would get raped in the street by his mob of fans. For all the irritation Sheena felt towards him, she couldn't very well leave him to that fate, now could she? Plus him getting AIDs was worrying in itself. It would spread like a wildfire. "I thought I told you specifically NOT to follow me!" She cried out in exasperation, throwing her arms up in the air as if to ask some divine conciousness to bear witness to the annoyance factor Zelos was bringing to bear. "If you say 'no really means yes', I swear to Martel I'll pop you one. Shoo! Vamoose! Go take advantage of some airheaded noble." Like that'd keep him busy. Psh. Sheena was inclined to think the Chosen had bedded every avaliable noblewoman in the city, really. She wouldn't be surprised if it was true. Even Princess Hilda... that brat. That totally wasn't jealousy, by the way. As if she wanted any more of HIS attention. Bleh. But that brought her back to the current issue at hand... how to get rid of her red-headed stalker without having to resort to violence. Discreetly rummaging around in her tunic, Sheena perked up considerably after finding one of the signature tools of the Assassin-- a black egg, a.k.a blinding device. Maybe this could offer a way out. "Whoa, look at that girl. She has a bigger chest than I do." She remarked casually, pointing off to one side. Of course there was no girl there, but hopefully the 'ohlookatthat! -FLEE-' strategy still worked in this day and age. Just to be sure, she threw down the black egg with vicious force, which exploded into a smokescreen with an earsplitting 'BAMF'. Under cover of this diversion, the ninja took to the alley at a sprint. If Zelos was going to be a pain in the ass and follow her everywhere, well... she was going to make it one hell of a hard game to play.
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Post by Zelos Wilder on Jun 23, 2009 18:51:28 GMT -5
"DAMMIT--I KNEW I WAS GOING TO DIE" Dx
[/right] Zelos laughed internally to himself, musing about how Sheena could pracitcally see right through him. She started ranting at him, but his attention was completely diverted by another female strolling past them down the stairs, he shot a wink at her and she giggled gleefully before blushing and hurrying away sheepishly. He loved charming women. It was almost like a hobby. "Ah, but you see--I'm also on my way to the Castle~ I needed to ask the King something, you see. So I'm not following anyone, Miss Likes - to - accuse - me - alot."[/color] Zelos laughed, turning to walk in front of her and explain as he walked backward. Although, his attention was suddenly diverted when Sheena pointed out a girl who she claimed had a larger chest than she did. Barely able to believe THAT, Zelos looked to see if it was true. He was incredibly disappointed when he found out she'd lied to him, but wasn't surprised about it. Sighing, he shook his head in disappointment and went to look back up at her, only seeing there was smoke where she'd been. "HEY!!"[/color] he barked, and dashed lightly after her, attempting to beat her to the castle. Even if she ran, he could still catch up to her at the castle. This looked like it was turning out like a pretty interesting day afterall. Unfortunately, he was still not needed anywhere. ooc
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Post by Fujibayashi Sheena on Jun 23, 2009 19:43:40 GMT -5
You? Allowed to die? Hell no! That'd be too easy! [/color] She yelled back, her smooth sprint interrupted for a moment by a neat one-hand-assisted hop over a rail. "More like to sleep with Hilda the Harlot!" Bitter? Sheena? Naaaaaaw. Not at all. But she really, REALLY didn't like Hilda at all. They had a run-in once before on a previous treaty meeting, and the Princess' childish behaviour had provoked an already annoyed Sheena to say something probably inappropriate for Royal Court. The race soon erupted into the upperclass quarters with much ado-- it seemed Sheena had no qualms about stomping about on people's flowerbeds in order to get where she was going. The use of almost parkour-like travel made the ninja seem deceptively elegant, or it would've if she wasn't busy spitting curses every five seconds, or roughly elbowing the occasional noble brat/bratess out of her way. When Zelos started gaining on her, however, she resorted to dirty tactics to maintain the lead. "Why, is that ZELOS I see?" The ninja called in a sickeningly sweet voice obviously mocking the upperclass twits milling about like brainless chickens. In an apallingly short time, what seemed like the complete membership count of 'Zelos' Hunnies Horde' had congregated into the square and joined the chase with an uproar of fangirl squeals. Not just squeal-squeals, but nails-on-a-chalkboard, cat-that-got-run-over kind of squeal. Yeah. That terrible. Let's see him deal with that. Smug bastard. After almost being knocked down by a fan she swore wasn't even half her height, the scheming assassin ignored the burning sensation in her lungs and swung her pack around to clutch close to her chest; taking a corner at a skidding pace before racing up the stairs of the Palace. She was totally going to win this one. There was no way, NO WAY that Idiot Chosen could resist getting attention from his 'hunnies'. At least, the old Zelos couldn't. Hopefully that particular aspect of him hadn't changed.
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Post by Zelos Wilder on Jun 25, 2009 8:51:03 GMT -5
"Yeah, I'm totally screwed now."
Sleep with the princess? Seriously? Sure, Hilda's cute, but... she really sucks at that kind of thing. She's so annoying. Zelos sighed to himself as he ran, almost ready to grab onto the tails of Sheena's bow and pull her onto him again. But the second he began to fight the G's and reach out, tradgedy struck.
"Why, is that ZELOS WILDER I see?"
Oh, that little--
[/color] Suddenly, Zelos's ears were filled with female shrieks of excitement, and no matter how much he loved that sound, he really wasn't in the mood for it. Coming to a stop, he was mobbed and knocked over by at least twenty girls in fancy dresses and those tight thingies around their wastes practically throwing themselves at him, where he was practically buried under all of them. (You have to wonder why Zelos isn't like Guy Cecil at this point) "AH!"[/color] the Chosen gasped, trying to swim to the surface for air. All he was getting was hot hunny breath. "Now now, my darling hunnies,"[/color] he said as he squirmed out from the mass, but not saying it loud enough for them to hear over all of their screams. They were starting to get jealous of eachother, and were just starting to break out into a catfight. This is what he didn't like about his hunnies--when they were all in one place at one time. So when the catfight would break out, he would quietly slip away before he got hurt or someone "claimed" him. That simply wasn't going to happen on his watch. Too terrifying. They might put him on a leash or something. Once he was out from under the mod unnoticed, he noticed hands gripping hair and others pulling on gowns and a couple even throwing a punch or ripping some nails. Exit, stage left~ He said warily to himself, and dashed a few metres away from the mob. "Now, now ladies. I shall return--I have some Chosen business to attend to. You,"[/color] he pointed to a random girl. "We still on for brunch tomorrow?"[/color] The hunnie pointed to herself, blushing a deep red, and then nodded eagerly, turning around in a fluster and starting to brag to her friends in a tone of ultimate squee. "I shall now bid you adeu, my lovely ladies,"[/color] he laughed, and spun around on his heel, heading into the castle after Sheena. ooc
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Post by Fujibayashi Sheena on Jun 25, 2009 12:50:06 GMT -5
O ho ho ho~ >|] [/right] [/color] She panted, clumsily digging out her proof of passage from her tunic before being permitted entrance by the red-faced guard. The cool marble interior chilled her palm as she trailed her fingers along the banister while climbing yet more stairs to get to the Royal Audience Chamber; hastily tucking wayward strands of deep violet hair into it's usual position to make herself at least semi-presentable. With a deep breath to slow her heartbeat to a semblance of normality, she pushed open the doors dramatically and strode inside with the missives already in hand. Several minutes followed in almost absolute silence within the castle before a resounding "WHAT?!!!![/b][/i] shattered the peace into a million bits. In a storm of pink ribbons, purple hair, and a vicious stream of curses, Chief Fujibayashi of Mizuho came stomping back out from her Royal Audience with a single letter clenched tight in a white-knuckled fist, pure fury practically etched into her silhouette while a simpering Court Aide bustled along beside her with beads of sweat running down his face that had to constantly be wiped away with a silk handkerchief. "You understand... court policy, it has to be you-" His stream of worried assurances was cut off as she spun on him and loomed over the poor man like the Banshee she was named after. "I don't give a rat's ASS about your court policy! Tell your King he can find a different emissary! I'm done with this nonsense; there's no way I'm going world traveling ALONE during MONSTER SEASON, and that's that!"Clearly whatever had happened within that room had the ninja's gander up. What was it exactly? Well, you see... it seemed some business transpiring of late had weakened the bond of peace between Sylverant and Tethe'alla, or so his Highness thought. In a show of good faith, Sheena was being entrusted with a letter to deliver to Sylverant. Which, of course, meant she had to go through the whole business of arranging a guard from her village, packing provisions, and appointing someone to be Chief while she was gone... Ugh. This was one day she should've stayed in bed.
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Post by Zelos Wilder on Jun 25, 2009 15:17:55 GMT -5
"Karma better come into play at this point, dammit!"
[/color][/right] Completely ignoring the guards, the Chosen headed right into the castle--he was the Chosen, afterall. He practically lived in the castle as well. Hell, he could probably become the King of Tethe'alla if he wanted to; His freaking Majesty wanted him to marry his daughter, afterall. But there was no way he was going to agree; not Hilda. No. Although, a few steps inside, he heard a large, female shriek, that resembled: "WHAT?!!?!?!"[/color][/i] I'm feeling lucky~ Zelos mused, and decided to jog on over to the Audience hall, trying to flatten out the mop of mess on his head that was sticking out in all directions. He also brushed himself off; hunny mobs were nothing to joke about. They could be fatal. He'd known another guy who really had been killed by mobs of adoring hunnies... but that was back when he was little and not the most popular, handsome, and attractive male in all of the two worlds. (You know... when his hair was short. He was just "cute" then) There was then a large, angry stomping coming from around the corner, as well as angry mumbling coming from his favorite large-breasted, purple ninja-clad, sexy summoner. Smirking devilishly, he heard something about traveling the world alone, and got a marvelous idea. Then he would be needed~! And he would be bored no longer~! And he'd get to meet more hunnies~! And he would be alone most of the time with Sheena~! The perfect time to make some moves on one of his favorite hunnies. Hearing that she was about to come right around the corner to where he was, Zelos struck a cool exterior against the wall. "So I herd you liek Company" "Heard you're going somewhere unaccompanied. I can't let that happen, now can I?"[/color] upon his last few words, Zelos's voice raised an octive as he gave a little laugh and pushed off a bit from the wall to face Sheena. "Because of my incredibly compassionate cosideration for the lone ninja, I shall accompany you!"[/color] he said gallantly, also declaring to the Court Aide his decision. "It'll be just like old times!"[/color] he laughed. ooc
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Post by Fujibayashi Sheena on Jun 25, 2009 16:01:47 GMT -5
Karma's my BIATCH. [/b] at a certain BATHHOUSE came to mind... hmf. 'Curiosity' her left foot. And then there was the constant irritation to deal with. "Sheena" this and "Sheena" that...it was enough to drive anyone up the wall. Fujibayashi's eye twitched slightly at the thought-- visualizing the dreaded scenario in her mind's eye. Knowing the perverted brat's usual tactics, he would find the most inappropriate moments to try to get her attention. Like if she was in the middle of a fight, or bathing, or some other nonsense. ... *snap*"RRRRRRRRRRRRAUGHHHHHHH!"[/color] Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, it was true. But even hell couldn't match up with an enraged ninja. The roar echoed down the pristine marbled corridors in such a way that the rebound and ricochet of sound amplified the effect dramatically. Even worse, the irate Sheena promptly snagged the Aide by the collar and the seat of his pants, and with a mighty heave, hurled the shrieking little man through the stained glass window into the flowerbed outside. ... Well, the King might not've approved, but it definately made her feel better at least marginally. Enough not to simply slap Zelos silly on the spot, anyways. Instead, she spun on her heel and stalked off towards the front doors without a single word to the Chosen; fully intending to get this dratted letter delivery over with as soon as possible. The worst thing was that she could do little to nothing about Zelos' decision to come along, since he could technically go anywhere she could, being the Chosen and all. This was going to be a long, long, looooooooooong week.
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Zelos Wilder
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Magic Swordsman Who Pai loves <333[M:0]}}HP{5}
I'm just too Pretty! Seriously!
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Post by Zelos Wilder on Jun 25, 2009 16:26:37 GMT -5
" Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat~!"
Sheena froze all of a sudden, and the Aide bumped right into her, afraid of her Banshee-ness. But seriously, who wouldn't be? The proof was in the pudding only a second or two later, when she roared like a madwoman. Or, well, a banshee. Simple as that. A violent, demonic banshee. One of the many amazing things his little sister came up with--Sheena the Violent Demonic Banshee. And you had to admit, the title fit her all too well.
And that was all she said.
She'd said nothing about him not tagging along.
Once she passed by him, practically on fire despite her lack of words (Zelos guessed her tongue was on too much fire to yell at him), Zelos was close to bursting out in hysterical laughter, but simply turned to the Aide and wiggled his eyebrows with a humerous smile on his face. Knowing he'd probably be murdered if he said anything, he simply trailed behind the Violent Demonic Banshee, looking quite happy despite the fact that the cause of his future death was probably the one he was following.
But frankly, he didn't care. He misunderstood her silence as complete approval, and maybe deep down inside she was in extreme denial that no matter how much she hated, despised, and had murderous thoughts about him--she was excited that she was coming. And that's why she didn't yell. And Zelos thought that was so--hot.
Not only that, but he wasn't going to be bored anymore, and he was practically needed! Despite her banshee side, Sheena really was his big br--oh, whatever. He just followed her out of the castle with a big grin on his face and his hands clasped behind his head.
ooc
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comments: really short XD
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Totally going to have some epic lulz from this thread.[/size][/ul]
