[K I L L] -A- |W I S H|

[Lien Rui ♫]

Granted. But I have no idea what those are, so they're not what you thought they would be.

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I wish I could meet David Garrett :3

[toast]

Granted. but then you both... EXPLODE >8O

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I wish I could DANCE *~*

[peach]

Granted.

You dance so well that everyone dies from your awesome and Jasper never finds the restroom.

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I wish I could meet Amy Lee, we'd be awesome buddy pals, and we wouldn't explode O.O

[toast]

Granted. but then she eats you.

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I wish Jasper could find the restroom! D;

[peach]

Granted.

Now he needs a refrigerator and a giraffe.

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I wish Jasper didn't need a refrigerator and a giraffe 0_0

[toast]

Granted. but he now needs to use the restroom.

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I wish I had a... BOAT!

[peach]

Granted.
Now T-Pain and crew are following you around, and you're forced to rap about how you're on a boat. You also have your flippie-floppies. Use them well.

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I WISH I HAD A MUFFIN

[toast]

Granted. but you then find out that Itachi... Dropped it on the floor.

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I wish I had more flippie-floppies >O

[peach]

GRANTED.

However, they're made of wood. There will not be much flippy-floppying for you. 8o

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I wish I had a Sauce.

[toast]

Granted. but then your Sauce turns into a Weasel.

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I wish I had a good book D;

[peach]

Granted

But I ate it, 'cause it was red.

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I wish I had more red to eat. D:

[Pai]

Granted, but after you eat it you find out it was green and you get very sick.

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I wish my dad would go on Wipeout XD

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[AIDA<Tri-Edge>]

[glow=navy,2,300]GRANTED![/glow]

but you find out that he wiped out on the Ninja Warrior course via the rolling log!

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I wish I had a pet grunty

[Saska]

GRANTED.

But then, sadly, the grunty ate you.

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I wish I could draw...

[Pai]

GRANTED, but all you can draw is a stick figure.

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I wish I had a grunty!! :OOOO

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